“Ok, I know that that obnoxious photographer (the one who tries to muscle in on my personal territory) recently made fun of my attempt to wander my domain in privacy. I was mortified by the insensitivity of his treatment. The truth is that I am a registered grouse model and have strutted on the world’s best avian runways. So, my agent has advised me to insist on better representation. As you can see, I am fully compliant with recent restrictions on ultra-thin models.”
I love it, Alistair! Don’t stop now.
Not only that,…..my nails weren’t finished.
Ruffled or unruffled, he is splendid. Irene