{"id":16161,"date":"2016-01-20T15:35:37","date_gmt":"2016-01-20T23:35:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.kootenay-lake.ca\/?p=16161"},"modified":"2016-01-20T16:55:25","modified_gmt":"2016-01-21T00:55:25","slug":"runway-grouse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.kootenay-lake.ca\/?p=16161","title":{"rendered":"Runway grouse"},"content":{"rendered":"

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“Ok, I know that that obnoxious photographer\u00a0(the one who tries to muscle in on my personal territory) recently made fun of my attempt to wander my domain\u00a0in privacy<\/a>. I was mortified by the insensitivity of his treatment. The truth is that I am a registered grouse model and have strutted on the world’s best avian runways. So, my agent has advised me to insist on better representation. As you can see, I am fully compliant with recent\u00a0restrictions on ultra-thin models.”<\/p>\n

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